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As the name hints, I have some issues with Arabic language that I would like to put aside. I LOVE ARABIC LANGUAGE SOOO MUCH! It was and stills my favorite language ever! The problem is with the literature guys who thinks that Arabic should be something like puzzle!

I know and understand that our language should be -unlike other languages- be kept the same as the one of quraish because the holy Quran was written in that type of Arabic. Yea I know it! But isn’t it easier, to teach children the Quran and its meanings rather than stuffing the Islamic teachings courses with meaningless things???! I mean most of Islam is practices! Our Beloved prophet (Mohmadd Sala Allah 3alaeh wa Salam) when taught Al-Sahab how to pray, he told them to do as they saw him doing, I do not think that any of them wrote “how to pray”! Even Alwodo2 was done that way! Can you imagine how fun would have been these Islamic teaching lectures if it was this way? We could memorize and understand Al-Quran and Al-Hadeeth instead of memorizing practical steps!

Regardless, the point I want to talk about can be understood from the following two situations:

First: When we were Tawjihi I had like the worst Arabic teacher ever! So that may make me little subjective here. Anyways, the point was that when we used to discuss former Tawjihi Arabic language exams I used to feel that you need some Psychic powers to answer the typical question of “What did the writer meant by saying the following statement”.

 When the teacher used to answer them I would feel like totally puzzled and stunned! I mean how the F*** am I supposed to know that the writer when said “matar matar” in the first place it meant anger, and in the second place it meant disappear and in the third place it meant hope.

I think the “matar matar” was a typing error done while publishing this shit. If the guy was alive he would tell you “WTF, hows the mad guy that added the matar matar thingy???” Or why the F*** should I care about this meaningless skill “FOR ME” of understanding and comprehending stupid stories like that mf called no3man that worked as a “3atal bsog el7aramea”??? Can you tell me that such a simple guy would have such complicated thoughts???

Even at the university the “Communication skill in Arabic” was the same as that of Tawjihi! And I can not understand why should we feel that the native Arabic is harder than Chinese for us? This is totally madness!

2nd: I was one day going to the Masjd for Al-Jom3a prayers when they were airing “Dars Deen” on the radio. While the guy was speaking an interesting story that I was attracted toward, he said something like “krbsa” and I was like “What”??? He said “wo keel ana alkrbsa hea alshrfa3a” And I was like!!!!!!!!! For ALLAH sake why he did not want to say what is Alkrbsa in modern Arabic??? I could not continue that lesson because I was totally distracted and apparently “Alkrbasa” was a focal point in that lesson.

I feel happy when I hear a Shai5 who speaks in a moderate Arabic language that we can understand, I mean what is the point of the different lessons that are aired if we can not understand them? And Islam is all about clearing what is vague! Then why they love to go on old Arabic style? Why do not they consider us from a different language and try to communicate with us in our language??

Good enough most of the “Sheo5″ I listen to are “Shameen” and have this lovely language and they keep explaining what they think might be hard for someone to understand. One thing, Our Arabic language is the 2nd largest language after Chinese! Wish it will keep it up, and that all the fools be driven away from its way!

الكـابتن برافـو

في قديم الزمان عاش ملاح يدعى الكابتن برافو.. كان رجلاً بكل معنى الكلمة فطيلة حياته لم يشعر بأي خوف في مواجهة أعدائه

في يوم من الأيّام, أثناء رحلة طويلة فيما وراء البحار , لاحظ بحار برج المراقبة سفينة قراصنة فأصيب طاقم السفينة بالذعر … ولكن الكابتن برافو صاح قائلاً :

هـاتو لي قميصـي الأحمـر
فأحضر له مساعده الأول قميصه الأحمر في الحال؛ ثم جرت معركة تصدى فيها الطاقم
للقراصنة بقيادة الكابتن برافو الذي كان في مقدمة المدافعين و تكللت المعركة بالنصر

بعد قليل لمح بحار برج المراقبة سفينتـي قراصنة، فصاح فيهم الكابتن برافو مرة أخرى
هـاتو لي قميصـي الأحمـر
ثم تصدى للقراصنة ثانية و تمكن من هزيمتهم أيضاً
في ذلك المساء, جلسّ الرّجال على ظهر السّفينة وأخذوا يروون قصص إنتصاراتهم
أثناء ذلك اليوم ،وقد سأل أحد البحارة الكابتن برافو: سيدي الكابتن.. هل لي أن أسألك لماذا طلبت قميصك الأحمر قبل كل من المعركتين؟

أجاب الكابتن: إذا ما جرحت أثناء المعركة فإن قميصي الأحمر يجعل البحارة لا يرون دمي مما يجعلهم يستمرون في المقاومة بشجاعة .

صمت جميع البحارة وهزوا رؤوسهم إعجابا بقائدهم

في صباح اليوم التالي ، اكتشف بحار برج المراقبة عشر سفن للقراصنة تقترب
فتوجهت عيون الجميع نحو الكابتن برافو في إنتظار طلبه المعتاد

حدّق الكابتن برافو بالعيون الفولاذيّة التي شخصت نحوه و بدون خوف صاح
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هـاتو لـي بنطلـوني البنّـي …………………….

translation may come if requested.

Hey guys, check this, it is really funny, well, not as funny as fun.

Although am not quit sure about the source of this artical I found on the internet, but I would like to share this with you. According to this artical Jordan ranks 5th in the list of the The World’s Most Optimistic Countries. I do not recall anyone asking me about this! I know Jordan is going on a blooming stage currently but as a young guy who just started his one life, I can not see many youths making a good use of such a bloom, not because we can not, but because the bloom is ment fro the already-rich people … ok see the list your self:

1. China — 86 percent content
2. Australia — 61 percent content
3. Russia — 54 percent content
4. Spain — 50 percent content
5. Jordan — 49 percent content
6. Poland — 42 percent content
7. India — 41 percent content
8. Egypt — 40 percent content
9. South Africa — 36 percent content
10. Germany — 34 percent content

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