Post your favorite quotes here. Make sure you mention who you’re quoting and a good reason why we’d care to know what he/she/it said so. Got past some nice ones that I was afraid I would forget so here are some:
- “Everyone has the right to be stupid but you, my sir, are abusing the privilege!”    Anonymous […]

 
You can run on for a long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later God’ll cut you down Sooner or later God’ll cut you down Go tell that long tongue liar Go and tell that midnight rider Tell the […]

“Was I amongst friends when the Haggunenon admiral evolved into a life pod and everybody aboard his flagship escaped leaving me aboard as it steered itself into the nearest star?Was I amongst friends when I was left to walk in circles on a swamp planet?Left to park cars outside a restaurant for millenia?Left for the […]

3 years ago when we were stillat 12th grade I was taking a nab after some stressful day that ended in a fight with my parents. I was so (as would be described by Najeeb) unstable. I woke up sometime later. My mental status was the same. So, I opened my eyes and there was […]

Longer than I expected it to be:
- Najeeb once he hits 40
- Malik once I lay my hands on him again
- All funny rabbits who think they can outrun me on 3 limbs
- Next door girl for casting a get-back-stare at me .. /cast death rank(1)
- All defilers, hic!
- All that walk on 4 and […]

It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited.
“I promise better education […]