hey guys…this is from an email i got from my friend ” Deviletto ” …its some sort of tips for girls about guys…and it was so damn lame that he commented on each one with more realistic tips..there u go :
Believe it or not…….
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
(I realy wonder who said so?)
2. Guys hate flirts. (Not ME)
3.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
(Or maybe he is busy watching TV ehh)
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about ..
(Why I only think of sheeps only)
5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
(Is he that desparate?)
6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. (ummm…for me its burgers that takes me high)
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention. (desparate!! AGAIN?!)
8. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
(The poor thing, he is stuck there for the next 20 years)
9. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”….. so true.
(Im sure they are talking about who’s turn is to clean the house)
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
(Yeah like just be straight to the point girl, dont waste 20 minutes for something that can take like a minute or less)
11. Guys love their moms.
(duhh..Who doesn’t, I love everyone’s mom too :P)
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
(wrong answer…ill sacrifice everything for a nice meal)
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
(No comment…personally i think of you Baba more than anyone else)
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
(yeah girls, thats what ears are made for)
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
(does it ring a bill…STUCK)
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. (WTF…I thought its women’s job)
17. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses. (are they served with frenchies and ketchup?)
18. Guys are very open about themselves. (Nothing to lose ehh)
19. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
(Dont waste ur time girls, im one of the best samples out there, yet i fail)
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. (Ehem..yeah sure)
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
(Baba..girl!!?? anyhow i still admire you)
22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice. (the question is, where can someone find such a girl who will listen ONLY)
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (Nice to know ehhh)
24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.
(of course we keep them, we keep them safe with our budds)
25. Guys think too much.
(thats the disadvantage of getting involved in a relation with a girl)
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.
(oh yeah I agree.wouldn’t it be wonderful to fantecise a double cheese burger most of the time)
27. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
(Now let’s hope its not the same case with the ladies out there)
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive.
(true as long as there still exist a shared bank accounts)
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
(true, we like showing off)
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
(ehem…someone comment here plz, i cant think of anything)
31. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
(i wonder where did i hear that line before, was the movie’s name “ass kissers”)
32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
(and those who doesn’t like cooking, i hate them more)
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
(Thanks for the tip)
Doesn’t this all make sense?
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9 Comments
Remember in school how we liked to extract the “lessons to be learned” after hearing each story. here’s what I got:
1. This friend of yours who is commenting is a fat bum.
2. He likes burger, double cheese and porbably with extra mayonaise (or however it’s spelled).
3. He seemingly has nothing to do in his life, thus commenting on these stupid “tips”.
4. We do think of sheep in the end of the day.
5. Whoever wrote the tips to start with is just like your friend who commented on them, some ugly fat girl.
6. Guys think too much.. Too bad girls can’t think to start with (I’VE DONE IT AGAIN!!)
7. It is nice to do things again.. gives you that nice abrasive taste.
wtf??? this guy is only thinking about food! an old aphorism says u can only think about one a time: girls or food! and i can tell ur friend is really hungry! besides he seems to me like a gay! and that he had been sexually abused when he was a little child (probably his mam and dad were the people who did that to him)! but listen to me(the serious part of the comment)! not all the guys are like that! but many are! just believe me! anyway nice post
Sexually abused he was… and still going
hey guys…thanx for the comments ..but they pissed me off!…the idea of calling my friend fat bum, gay or anything else just because he published an entertaining email is stupid!! he never meant it to be a solid opinion of the relationship between males and females. and second of all yeah i DO prefet food on girls…infact i never prefered girls on anything else! and if that makes me a fat ugly homo bum then i’m really fine with it! i mean sitting at home listening to opeth eating homemade sandwiches - falafel or sauseges- beats the crap out of going out watching sleazy mutated girls walking around…hope u be a little bit less hostile next time!…
Wala3aaaaat … Wala3aaaaaaat
sry dude i didn’t ment to offend u! but he really seems hungry! besides it is nothing personal! but his comments are boring and all about the same thing! food and his mam and dad! that is all! and we just said that there are lotsssss and lot really means lots of guys who are identical to what is being said in the thread! anyway sorry for that if it was harsh!
Sorry is a word I’m not gonna use and if that doesn’t appease you then I shall say “Ni” to you once again. Food is more expensive than girls and that’s what makes me prefer them (girls). I have a low budget to attend to my wantings. I never said I like girls more than food..
And btw Xzeer.. What the hell did you think you are? Of course you are an ugly fat homo bum.. DUH!
first thanx alot supreme for the reply…i want to say that i’m no angry or anything..but he is my friend and no one likes to see his friend being trashed like this…sure u can talk about the thread the way u want…u can call him boring and whatever,but not gay or fat ugly bum-why u LITTLE! @elune-
and for elune i didnt want to hear sorry in the first place..because i wasnt angry just pissed off…and u are perfectly right! food cost more than girls these days and thats a good point!…and thanx for calling me a fat ugly homo bum…i guess its because i’m starting to like BDSM so i like trash talks
:D
I dunno what you meant in ur last reply but…
I love you too..?