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Severus at Friday, January 19th 2007 under
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Vampirism, or the practice of drinking human blood, dates all the way back to ancient Greece (even earlier, by some accounts). If you wish to become a bloodsucker, here’s some advice you can sink your teeth into.
Instructions
STEP 1:Find another vampire and let him or her bite you. Employ the swiftest, easiest and most painful method.
STEP 2: Become an evildoer and die in a state of sin. Note, however, that this technique (which comes from France and Greece) is not very plausible; there would be millions of beasts roaming the streets as we speak.
STEP 3: Have an undead person gaze at your pregnant wife or yourself, if you happen to be expecting. Employing this method will not help you change into a vampire, but it may change your unborn into one.
STEP 4: Chronically lie to your parents or die without being baptized. (Note that these ways can’t be very credible either.)
STEP 5: Instruct your father to scream this at you in anger: “May the ground reject thee!” Having yourself cursed in this or another way by your parents could turn you into a fanged one after death.
STEP 6: Gobble up a sheep that was killed by a wolf and eventually, you’ll become a bloodsucker.
STEP 7: Travel back in time to the Greece of several centuries ago, where people who were excommunicated from the church were considered good vampire candidates.
STEP 8: Come down with chorea (a disease associated with uncontrolled twitching).
STEP 9: Ask your descendants to make a cat leap over your body when you’ve reached the hereafter.
Tips & Warnings
Remember not to smile too much once you’ve undergone your transformation. Be certain the unwitting aren’t forewarned by your fangs.
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man dont know why but vamp aren’t cool anymore…they are intelligent and prefer clean cuts…now a werewolf will bash ur head to the wall and make a spaghetti out of u …thats the stuff!…we should know more about werewolves! …
Hi. That other person that replyed if you want to read about some lousy mutts then you might have to go to another site. As he was saying i get his point but also “us” vampires have the upper hand at speed. while werewolves have the upper hand at hearing which is also great too. But as i was saying to be a werewolve would be a messy and painful job. Trust me i know! My sister is one you really don’t wanna go through what she has.
“u” vampires cant even get into a house without being invited! how lame is that ? the only thing that makes u powerfull is the fear in the heart of the ppl, while werewolves doesnt need fear,because THEY are the fear! they break ur bones and have ur bowels as a keychain before u blink ur eye! so go sit in ur basement hoping for a stupid human to come by so u can ” scare ” him !
and for the painful transformation i quote “take the pain it will focus and strengthen u, take the pain or ur life is fucking through, taste the pain let it become part of u , take the pain!”
six feet under-war is coming…
Forget Lycans. Vampires have speed and the terror of blood in our undead heart. If you try to mess with us we will slaughter you!!!! Now turn around and run away with your tail between your lefs mut!
totally agree with Bloodlust and Serenity War Tepes, Vampires are the Lords , lycans are the servants
we are terror it self
severus go suck on a rat u pathetic wretched rodent, and the rest of u vamps u agility freaks. strength has always will ever remain with werewolves.
and i wont argue because it has no point in it, u are the “lords” as u say, i say u are the wimps of the night, the shy girlie that to ask for permision before she gets ” naughty ” .
okay i dont wanna be rude but u need to stop arguing about who’s better ..theres no point to it ..trust me i love all yu vampyres out there with my compassionate love ..and as fer u lycans i have nothing against you just leave us vampires alone and stop fighting..
werewolves is nothin but a pack of dogs with more strength than normal but strength is nothin without the speed so u muts can sit there and lick on u balls while “us” vamps take over
hey all of u werewolves out there you mangy little puppys better start showing some respect to us vamps or we will hunt you down one by one and put u out of ur missory and dont think we cant cause u may have strength but that doesnt mean anything if u cant get a hold of us keep that in mind.
hahahahaha, u freaking pathetic bloodsucking mosquitoes! when i said ur fast that doesnt mean we’re slow! werewolves have an awsome agility with strength combined! its like an archer vs a warrior ! the archer surely will piss out the warrior and can make the fight real hard, but the STRENGTH will conquer all! if a werewolf gets his hands on a vamp the fight is over and YOU KNOW IT!, while a vamp can never kill a werewolf and that also YOU KNOW!
Elune we need ur saying in this
if any of you vampires will turn me write to me at wont-to-be-turned@hotmail.com
Hey ppl if any 1 of you know of sum 1 in cape town in south africa that will bite me 2 becum a vamp plz let me know
wtf?!
Puh-leaese!
Don’t downtread Lycans!
It’s unfair, we get enough bad press as it is ffs, we shouldn’t be creating more bad feeling amongst ourselves (because we do not all think the same things) or our kin! (the lycans)
Just leave them be!
I am in support that they are not servents and they are no lower than ourselves, this is not scandelous or treason to our kind, it is merely the evolution of correct and foreward moving thought.
Btw.
Serenity War Tepes
Where did you get that from?
‘Cause as you can see. My name is actually War Tepes. Well War Ariiannnai Serinae Tepes (My parents have inventive middle names) and your username looks a hell of a lot similar to my birthname.
How do people become vampires without dying, and where can you find them?
Duno how i came across this site, but XZeer, let the psyco’s hurt themself and drink sheep blood or there friends, later in life, they won’t have friends, they also will end up killing them self because they’re ashamed of how they ‘were’ psyco’s or how they have become psyco’s or they’ll just live as psycoz, but yh u ‘vampires’ out der, i got fresh blood trust me, cum suck on ma clit bitchz.
yes shaz .. XZeeR needs some friends , We Vampsdont need any, and we love to drink our friends dry , and yes we will “cum” and suck ur clit
we dont mind
bs XZeeR ,, need some frnds ??
no i need brethren to bash some skulls with , gonna be good company.
bas friends are buggers , and actually vamps are so pathetic they cant live without a servant to protect them while they are vulnrable in the morning!
and welcome War Tepes
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ok, i totally agree with all the vamps on this site…also, i need someone from ontario to bite me…anyone kno anyone?
msg plz at– joel_hoddinott@hotmail.com
guys, is there a vamp in newcastle, south africa who can turn me into a vamp? please let me know
my email address is thex@mailinator.com
this post is turning into a vamp adds, guys vampires are just old school. today i had a dream about a ” bloodgolem ” , now THATS what u should look for! i wont get into detailed description of a bloodgolem coz u mosquitos doesnt deserve it .
U had a bloodgoelm dream? As in a really big entity that inserted its wee-wee in a certain defect in your body and caused blood to splash out?
Vampires are old school idd. They’ve been there for quite sometime now. I wonder if that Bloogoelm will take likes to you and someday your grandchildren will refer to it as “The-old-school-entity-that-has-sweet bloody-butt-sex-with-our-grandfather”
really? is that the best u can do ? isnt it just too low for Elune the wise to use the stuck-in-ass theme? and my bloodgolem can kick ur lametotem’s ass anytime.
btw have u killed kael yet ? i doubt it
If anyone can turn me E-mail me at metal_girl_maggot@hotmail.co.uk
Done
i repeat my previous comment. i think those ppl should be marked as spam
Done
Elixir marked as spam
vampire come to me.. show me ur power..
will a vampire send a message to harkpatty@comcast.net
vampires shit all over the dogs we have the speed trie and get me before i get us
I think this guy that likes bashing on vampires or girl whoever the fuck it is needs to go chew on a cord fuckin’ rat fuck!!! Nothing is wrong with vampires there’s something wrong with you with your lame ass opinions!!! This prude bitch sounds more of a fag than any fag that was thrown out of a fag bar!!! I think you reall just have seriously critical queer prblems so you take it out on vampires…don’t blame vamp’s for your Broke Back Mountain issues you sado-masochist muthafucker!!!!!!! Go suck a dick!!!!
and make sure you swallow!!!!!!!! Ha!
ur obssessed with fags arent u ? pathetic
ok….
I want to becom a vam
I m greek and im living in sweden.If anyone kan do this to me so just komm to me…
finde me…
You Guys Are Crazy.
I agree witj ya Itiz. These guys’re so viral man. But vampire’s are so totally reeking with awesomeness!!!! So frikin’ epic. So rad’, hey, do you guy’s know anyone who even say’s radicle anymore… that word is so righteous.”righteous” commonly used with surfers… I just wanna be heard… I’m a dreamer…because my dog died… AND THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!
This Joradn Mafia guys is so cool like doobee’s man. I get high off of his web page. But he could(personally) I think he should’ve added some forums and concert events on great metal and rock bands. There’s nothin’ like some thrash/heavy/doom/death metal with some blood soaked darkness and vampire’s. LIkw on the top of the headline of the webpage should be events on Gothminister, Napalm Death, Daylight Dies, Lacuna Coil, Gorroted, Danzig, Children of Bodom, The Haunted, The Black Dahlia Murder. Band’s that are similar to Daylight Dies like Opeth, Katatonia, The Cure. And thrash metal bands like Cannibal Corpse, Meshuggah…wait Meshuggah wasn’t thrash was it, I think it was death??”……………………………….” And the best metal band ever that was one the loudest in the land of the u.S.of A, a band that called their band Mayhem, and actually lived up to the name! And last but not least, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir,Prong,Arch Enemy,Cephelic carnage and Behemoth. bands like these will definately set this page off. I’m not saying Jordan has to do it. I’m just fantasizing
No, My real name IS Kurt Loner, not “Loader”, like the T.V. host on MTV who is the oldest person on that network. But anyway, I really do think vamps’re awesome, but that’s not what I’m mainly posting what I’m posting this for, you see, I hate it when people tell me, and make fun of me because I like metal. I’m just gettin’ into it. So people ask me,”Why do you like that BULLSHIT, you barely can understand it”,and”It sounds like static”. And you know, I don’t like it when people are harshly critisizing the things that I love, I then feel ashamed. Just like when people bashed on my ex-gf, i had to dump her, and made up a lie,”I don’t want you ’cause your eye’s aren’t brown”. But anyway, when people bash on my metal, the weaskest shit I couls shoot back with is,”So whadda you care?” I thought that this webpage would be a great place to unload my drama and get some instant advice considering this page’s main topic is vampire,so, I thought people that like vampires have to like metal and are surer to reply, please reply, I don’t like to stop enjoying what I love because of what someone else says. It makes me feel dull. and what people are telling me is making me wanna trash all my favorite Judas Preist and Demon Hunter CD’s.
HELLO!!! DILEMMA HERE!
hey kurt, i feel ya man. love what you want. i am not that big of a fan of metal, but i love some gay songs, that doesn’t mean i am gay nor i should care about other people bashing the cool backstreet boys. anyway if you like metal then like it freely, most songs we don’t know their lyrics, and besides, most metal songs has better lyrics than normal songs.
i am not sure what kind of metal you like, but if people compare it to static, i guess that is xzeer specialty, i like songs like the great evanescence which i doubt any can bash them without the fear of being hit or haunted by the summoner.
have fun kurt, and try to care less about people. everyone likes what he likes, don;t let anyone limit you
buddies we are not a one guy! look at the about section! u’ll see how many we are! but anyways thanx for calling us cool!
damn kurt! u remind me of myself back when i first started lsning to metal, ive totally changed and everyone around me found it odd and hard to get.
first static is one of the major beauties of metal! u can actually feel the electric charges manipulating ur brain, and the lyrics are truely the best lyrics i’ve read so far - death metal lyrics that is - .
and about the ppl who trash ur metal , why give a shit ? they are most likely pop/ hip hop fans , so never give a shit about a person who likes to ” shake dat azz” , get my point?
and for evanescenes they are a disgrace to the metal scene just like metallica has shamed us after their latest album. they ar NU metal which is more like crap than music.
enjoy ur metal dude, specially its winter ! that means its opeth feasta here! and for some reason i cant stop lsning to ” cradle of filth - suicide and other comforts ” during this season. something about ” i journey now on jewelled sands, beneath a moon to summerland ” that mesmerises me! .
Thanks guys, I love the advice, I’m gunna use it. Especially you Xzeer, I consider you be a pyschiatrist, just that little brief advice has lifted my spirit. Now, but the rest of you that replied, I give you the best of thanks guy’s. Now I’m gunna print out your comments so I could savor ‘em. P.S.: Xzeer, don’t worry about that Vlad dude, that was my ignoramus ass of a brother, yeah he’s a real fag. He’s taking psychiatric classes in Rehab’, all I can tell you, don’t worry about him. He bother’s you again, tell me so i can put him in time out.
Fuck that, I’m not a fag, Iwas just simply defending the well being of a true vampire. Of coarse, Xzeer, the vampires you speak of are the ones the media flips around. Meanong the media mkes the vampire something to be feared and hated. Of coarse they have people who has digestive sysytems that can store and digest blood, but those people are mentors and mere wanna-be’swho want to just impersonate what the media has put into their heads and including your’s Xzeer you retarded buttfuck. You wanna be mutan mutt. A true vampire is a person who can manipulte, channel, and absorb pranic energy. A pranic energy connected to vampires. Blood contains a pranic energy. And a real vampires emotions and thoughts are 100 times deeper and much more srtonger than the emotion you humans call love. That’s why we prefer to be alone so we can stay to out thoughts and erotic emotions. Sure we are loners but it sure beats being a hairy musty mutt that sits around licking his balls all day. We are beyond the infinity of volumptous, provocative and sexy. We can be like charming snakes that make you feel special. Nothing beats seducing someone with serene obscurity of lustful attraction. We get more ass than a toilet seat. We have eye’s that’re like,”I know what’s in your soul”. We are powerful walking graves of a thousnad corpses blood that runs through our mephistophelean veins, We do not need you lycans for servants, don’t tell me that servant bullshit you saw on universal studios Van Helsing. “flying Vampires”—BULLSHIT! A true vampire sometimes can bring a combination of death and sexuality. Sexual death, Fear and lust, the two rarest of all emotions clashing together. Xzeer you constantly feed on the stereotypes vampires you oversized fuckin’ mutt wannabe. We don’t only come out at night, the sun is just midly unpleasant to us. And a media vampire can whoop a media werewolve’s ass, because it’s not the size of the person in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the person. I consider myself a true vampire,I’ve been alone for 16 years and fuckin’ proud of it. Sometimes alone is best off alone. I was differnt from everyone else ever since as a young child. I turned from every living thing, from person to animal to plant, and I fled to the mystery of the night, the comforting calming shadows of the darkness. watching the onreasonable world fuction like helpless ants. And all of you that post up these hotmail websites that ignoranly inscript,”Bite me, I wanna be turned”. I advise you give up. You cannot be turned into a vampire, you must be born with the very powerful dark strong eligibility to control psychic forces and energies. And I have some of that power, but I must train to make it stronger. You should give up, unless you wanna be murded by a mentor. You cannot need to be vampire!!! Nonsense! You can call me a poser if you want to but I am what I am and I do what I can. I am not of which America has brainwashed you with. I do drink blood, not for nourishment, but for my own infuscational personal pleasure. I get my energy by energetically draining people. I can feel a presence from a person without having to here a sound from him/her. And that’ll work well in a fight with a buch of go-nad suckin’ mutts. My thoughts and emotions are deeply beyond curious questions. So Xzeer, don’t bitch about something you know nothing about. Tell master to buy you a bag of kibbles and bits you mangy mutt dingle berry licking poser!!!
EVANESCENCE are AWESOME PERIOD
Evanessace is cool, compared to real metal….I consider them as a mere gateway band
but…..their cool in their own way
i like metal that gives me gooseflesh
metal like Cradle of Filth’s Nyphetamine song. Prong”I beg to differ” I don’t know if you guy’s disapprove of Vampire Mooose’s,”Monstersgotamuthafuckinbomb” song. My most favorite, Napalm Death”Morale”. That is my shit there. Matter of fact that Morale song was the first metal song ever that introduced me to dig deeper into the metal rabbit hole. After that i got into thrash,doom,death,experimental, power metal, grindcore,goregrind,industrial.Once I heard that, Judas priest are the metal legend number one before Mayhem. They said even though Rob Halford is a fag, you shouldn’t care if he plays with German Shepard’s, if you don’t respect Judas Priest then you don’t know metal. Then I’m all dumb founded like, I didn’t know Rob was queer? That has to be a rumor that like follows them in their celebriy lifestlye. he cannot be a sdao-masochist
say it ‘aint so???
Hey,is industrial even considered to be in a metal category?
i guess we have to wait till xzeer log in.
p.s: i like evanescence as a band, not as a metal band, so i don’t really care what their type is called, all i know they are AWESOME.
YEAH,YOU GOT THAT RIGHT,THEIR JUST A BAND
YOU HOT …
JUST KIDDIN IM SOME FRIEND OF THIS PERSON .. IN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IM WRITING BUT YEA SORRY !!!
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There’s a group for people who like to brag about knowing stuff. We meet on Fridays in my place. You’re welcome to join Kurt.
and what do u do there?
u just talk ?
We brag, just brag
indeed, i dont lsn to metal in my car, and even if i do i lower the volume and close the windows, u know why ? because i HATE ppl who lsn to metal to show ” hey we bad we scary ” , so please lsn to urstuff and love it, just dont rub it in anyone’s face.
on a totally different issue; elune go F*** urself .
people who listen to metal to show off to people that “we bad, we scary” are just posers because metal is not about just metal metal metal, listen to it with your long hair as a trademark. Some metalheads listen to rock. Saying it’s all about metal all the time is over labeling and overclassifying things about the headbangers history. Metal isn’t just some kind of fashion statement dumbass. I hate bands like korn, Sysyem of A down, and Slipknot that meke 14yr olds and wanna be rocker mexicans think they know metal. Especially System and that band the lead singer’s in now, Surge Tankian. Those fuckin’ bands sound like Adam Sandler singing nursery rhymes. Bands like those are a mere disgrace to metal. You see I’m just gettin’ into “The art of noise” A.K A: “metal”, and I all ready know bands like these are just a bunch of bullshit. But on the other hand for System, they always talk about this economic system and how fucked up the U.S. of A is, so……I gotta give them their props.
I agree Xzeer. But Xzeer, I agrre and don’t agree with your statement there at the same time becuae for one, It’s good to blast it, I blast mine, fuck if people think I’m blasting it over 85 decibals ’til my speakers bleed to just show off, you see, I like to experience my music, meaning the bass, roars and trebels of the distortion metal guitars make my skin crawl with a passion. It’s not rubbing it in no one’s face, it’s just enjoying your music. The only time someone is rubbing metal in someone’s face is when they over exploid famous metal icon posters, and albums, icons like Mayhem, Judas Priest. Someone says,”Oh, I know metal, In the band Mayhem one of the band members murdered their bass player, blah-bluh-BLAH” and”Slipknot’s mask’re sooo awesome, I got their shirt, did you see that giutar bend Corey Taylor did? Or that guitar slide Joey pulled off?” rah-rah-rah and all that crap. Trust me, this is true, ’cause it’s all my little sister does. Just becuse it’s some hard sounding band you’ve probably heard on K-ROQ with those taky surf bands. bands that degrade metal like Korn or Marilyn Manson, doesn’t mean it’s real metal. Don’t let radio stations like these or other media that incorrectly defines the word,”metal” stereotypically fuck you, okay????
Elune, you said it’s a group that talks about knowing stuff, stuff like metal? Where’s the group? Let me know
hey xzeer, you know my brother just told you off about that vampire shit, why’d you ignore him
let’s turn this page into a metal chatroom. matter of fact, a metal room about drugs, sex, death, violence and some raw metal
I’ll start it off, Gothminister….what’s up with them
well, about sex, i prefer not to say the people’s point view of sex because u will think of them differently after they say it. drugs, we r drug free ( at least the last time i saw them they were) , violence we have it on frequent basis but for fun, so it is alright.
now metal and death, i know metal, in fact i know th best metal singer ever, they call them selves avril lavigne , hehehehehhehehehehehehe aaaaaah, anyway i would like it if i saw ur reactions, anyway avril not metal, she is cooler than that :p ( starting a war here) anyway , backstreet boys are the best group ever, even though nsync is close second, justin is awesome and he is not a fag, michael jackson is cool.
okok enough
i just wanted to say something, and coudln’t figure out something better
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Warning : Respect Slvador , U better !!
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Warning : Respect Slvador , U better !!
I’ll start it off once again, raw gorey violence
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Respect The Rules
Read the about page for that
and Kurt Loser, one more bad language from your side, and you will be grounded , and No allowance for you , also ….
So when i say Respect Slvador, you shut -up and bow, got it !!
that’s what we call wtfpwnd. We never believed in democracy nor its stinky components like freedom of speech.
If you’re still interested in joining that club call me at 00962788268895
why kurt is trying to insult me? i didn’t get the chance to see the posts before the edit but still, i didn’t say something worth insulting, anyway, like i care. suite urself, and thanks Severus for observing the rules of the site, many sites disregard their own rules, not us though, we stand on the edge, we look at the gun barrel, we pee in the wind.
hiya, i didnt read any comment since my last because there is like a hundred , and my eyes hurt so screw it.
but from what i saw is that kurt is abusing his right as a visitor and trying to insult slvador,let us make it clear for u kurt :
we all know each other in real life, this website is dedicated for us only , u are just a visitor that should leave a respectfull comment or get the fuck out, and dont try to start a fight, we got some really amazing “wtfpwn u ” kind of guys .
P.S: i suggest we unlead elune, thats what the footers say
Unleash*, again my eyes hurt :S
YES!! UNLEASH ME!!
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Kurt Loser , yes we have rules for comments , and you know whats the first one is
1- crying babies are not allowed to comment
and since you cant hold your self enough time, so you could understand , i’d take that little head of yours and tell you something
Hey Kurt-o , Guess What !! am enjoying deleting your comments , one by one , keep them comming , and ill stay here laughing on how little crying baby Kurt-o is acting like “some one who had any” , its really funny , am not gonna block you .. your just the Joy of the Day , am even thinking of having a widget called “poke-little-kurt-o”
hahahaha , damn u just gave severus sth to play with while tickling one of his cows, kurt boner u suck.
never miss with the mafia dude, never
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Slvador Limonis say ” hey guys, this kid is talking about why we r arguing with him while to us he is just letters and we don’t know him personally and he still posts on this site to respond!!??! maaaan there is something missing”
how cute
Kurt-o got his older brother vlad-no-boner to stand up with him,
Oh you guys… thats just tooo darn nice from you vlad-no-boner,
so are you now brushing each others hair and waiting for your period together ?? just like a pair of nice sisters
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keep’em coming “beautiful” Kurt-o
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i am not gonna edit much , ill leave some of what “kurt-o” says , he is soo cute guysss , soo cute that kurt-o
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!!!! Ha! I’m a dreanged psychopath and i admit it! Naw, i’m not pysocho, I’m just beautiful unique, and that’s why you hate me, I’m different,and that means I’m gunna be all right you social outcast!
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see how cute he is , he says he is “beautiful ” and we hate him , and everything is gonna be alright, it cant be cuter than this
OHH “beautiful ” Kurt-o , u different like a unicorn , “beautiful ” and “beautiful ”
seriously, you’ve been drinking too much milk from your cousin , isnt that the case !!!
Cute, super cute Kurt-o.
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our “beautiful” Kurt-o is sending more messages this evening he says
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This page does NOT make you better than me
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My answer is , yes tis page do
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now our “beautiful” Kurt-o wanna share some information about his childhood
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breeding with family members makes you mentally deranged, I looked it up,
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and we share “beautiful” Kurt-o feelings toward his family, and ask him to cut some of the milk he have been drinking
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O beautiful Kurt-O , that comment just cranked me up, so am gonna leave it so others can enjoy it
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Slvador is the only dumb ass on here responding to me, I don’t see Xzeer, Elune, or anyone else, I gotta give you your props guys for that one, not responding, You’re all smart, now this Slvador . Why? Why must you torment of thou you can’t see? You said you all know each other on here in real life, then Slvador must be the only ignorant one, all rest of you smart, Slvador,…naw…not really… no. All the rest of you don’t waste your time.. Just by cyberly communicating with you folks I’m measuring the intelligience and stupidity of this world… And I can see the only dumb one on here is Slvador who is second handedly dumbing down your web page. Especially with those lame ass get backs Slvador has.
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your just a Unicorn
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O beautiful Kurt-O ,you are excused , you may leave now, dont forget to have your mild,, and wear something heavy , its cold outside, you cry baby
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I should leave before it becomes the most lame ass web page in history. Because the more my ass responds, the more dumber you all seem. Well not seem. I think you all are actually are
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yet, you continue to come here !!!! that makes you lamer than the lamest webpage, you made it beautiful cry baby Kurt-O , some ppl are lamer than other ppl, other ppl are lamer than a chair or a wall, u made it to be lamer than the lamest website
I seem to have forgotten how this all have started but here is how I think about it.
We have been criticizing peeps on their music tastes since the beginning of this world. I have trashed Xzeer and many others for their music choices on these forums and other places. Just never make get to the personal level and start trashing the person you’re talking to. I’ll have to agree that Slvador’s musical taste and knowledge might not be classy nor acceptable by the likes of us but you should actually look at this from the other side. Slvador is insignificant, you should go for Severus! Start trashing him. I’ll assist you with that. Actually, if he keeps editing your comments just send them to me at:
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No emails in the comments , i dont want more SPAM Bots in the pages here, we got more than 400 spam a day,
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And I’ll make sure the community of these forums get to know them.
We have serious bonds between us here. If you aim for Slvador, we’ll have to get ur ass. It’s as simple as that. Severus is just an exception ^^
i dont comment because im busy wowing and dont have time for this, and u calling the person who played grim fandango stupid ? and why expect any “Smart” come backs? u getting high on being trashed boy ?
So Severus is mad on power. Remember that I can edit stuff too, mental midget?
i need help on becoming a vampire. maybe one of you guys can help me. just tell me how i can become one.i dont know any vampires to help me turn so thats out of the question
whenever you guys come back from whatever you do just post the answer here i guess
or maybe one of you can find me i live with my mom in lodi and attend at Tokay High school there on vacations im with my dad in Redding hopefully you guys can find me ill try to leave a scent for you…..
hello???????…….. anybody home? i really need help
i might not be on for awhile so maybe if you guys want to e-mail me the answers to become a vampire heres my e-mail adress: lodimegan209@yahoo.com thax that will be a big help
oh and just so you guys dont get confused my real name is megan but i like the name alexis better
Megan / Alexis , How old are you, it seems that you are still in high school, we cant turn you before you are 18, and you must be virgin, if you’re still, keep it till your 18, then contact us again, not a day before, if you’re not , thats your bad luck no one will turn a non-virgin , non-virgins are weak, seriously weak, !!
so whats gonna be ?
u forgot another thing Severus! he should not also masturbate! he also should not piss while standing! forgot the rules of the sacred vampires book buddy? if u do so again u’ll have to report to the you know who! ;@
megan is a chick name,and i like ” redding ” name for a town, brings back memoriez,u will be contacted once u’ve agreed with severus’s terms
Dear Alexis, I think that you’re cute enough to not browse the web for dumb websites as this one. I hope it was just a casual look and you’re never gonna get to read this reply. Anyways, this is me being “soft”, I don’t get soft often so get this advice from the “soft” Elúne: “You’re already better than wanting to be a vampire”.
“Soft” Elúne.. out
i love “soft” elune , can he come out to play ?
hahahahaha dearly soft elune, u really sound more evil like this, keep it up
email me at demond675@yahoo.com if u can and will turn me to a vamp i wqant it so bad
megavamp, you dont contact us, we contact you !
I hope you are all kidding with this vampire stuff!!! Just in case your mom hasn’t told you yet vampires are not real… Actually most of these monsters you guys talk about are not real
u dont say ? dont talk trash about demons or Uvorus will come and bite ur ass
they must be true, then how i died twice already??? i am sure one of them a vampire was involved
hahaha….twice!
bt3raf el 3ar6a mn kobrha….!
I am a hybrid if that helps anyone violence is never gonna make anything better. There are other supernatural beings beside you lycans, vampires and demons etc. I know a few hybrid Drens i am one myself. If you guys want to know more my email address is ….
randomweirdo22 [at] hot-mail [dot] com - remove the - between the hot & mail
hmm tempting , but i have a thing with demons who like attention, u see i once met an attention demon at 11 pm , lurking in the streets waiting for a victim, called whores -.-
FcuK YOU!I think you are A**HOLES I’m a vampire 2 of my best friends are werewolfs and one almost killed me!
Vamp-Man , No Kidding !!!
ok thats exactly what i mean by attention whores, whats the point of ur comment dude? that u like werewolves or hate em ? and who is the ahole ? u ?
so vampires CAN get along with werewolves? i always wondered, in my city they won’t though. there is always some gang war between them, last weekend, two werewolves found sucked out and thrown on the street like normal wolves. such a shame. i bet soon i will hear about some bitten vampires soon.
Hello my name is Cassie. I wish to become a vampire, I have put alot of thought into it and am sure of what I desire. If you can help me please e-mail me at starhunter@cogeco.ca
May eternal night embrace us.
“I have put alot of thought into it ” …. u fail
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You vampires and werewolves have no respect for mortals. I guess I respect mortal so much is becasue I am part mortal as well as demon.
What use is it, this elixir of immortality, to one who floats in tears because she cannot meet him again?
Cassie .. sorry rules are rules, U need to be a virgin in order to ask to be one
Sylvaky …. Mortals are the bad part of it all , being half mortal is being 3/4 lame !
and the one who floats in tears met him again !!
oh ffs, this became a demon’s post 2 ?
i luve drinking blood in ral life its funny when pwople scream
sometimes immortals disgust me you think you own the world so what if you have supernateral powers and you live forever. have some respect for each other
can you someone teach me how to be telekinesisist ( the guy who telekinesis)?
u wanna use it in ur exams slvador ?
if theres a vamp in doncaster that could bite me send email to l10toons@aol.com
may the night claim us all
Now thats slightly ignorant of you if were were all vampires that mean our food would die as well. think about it theres got to be a balance no to many vamps or not to many humans even if the are slowly destroying themselves. but if there were to many vampires they would all would want to feed. first it would be slow then it would be faster the more of there are of us the more food we need any then when there were no more humans we would have to feed off of animals and we all know their arn’t that many animals in the world (stupid humans killing off the secondary foodline).
P.S. i am not a demon, i am a DRENA
ok i was just wondering, is it freaking possible to become a shinigami??? my friend is obsessed with becomming one, but his parents say they arnt real and that u cant become one. the only way i know someone can becomes a shinigami is from commiting suicide but other than that …i dont know
The problem with us vampyre lies in the fact that we cannot go outside because we seemingly glow in the sun. I for one wish that an elder vampyre would make a system so that we may be out in the sun. Werewolves also smell, well im sure we all smell differently due to our gustatory senses being stronger but I dont understand it exactly. I want to be able to get along with the Werewolves.
you can’t become a shinigami that easy. you need to lead a specific way of life, then suicide in a ritual ceremony.
hahah, who would be believe that this topic is a hit?! i do not know if it is good or not…!
were do i find a vamp to make me one
gina, read the rules
u need to be a virgin, while and willing
i read the rules but it said when you die i mean when i die i die
if the above rule apply to u, please contact us, your death will be swift, and you will wake again to walk the land of the dead
My name is illusion and i am a vampire mentor. i am looking for students as my last one has flourished and is a fantastic asset to me, i am proud
please email me
illusion_vampirementor@yahoo.co.uk
illusion
xxx
If we had an ignore list addon on these forums I’d have it filled to the max already. Why does everything has to be colored in some random shade of stupidity whenever you’re not looking?
Read the freaking rules,
If you don’t like them then buzz off
If you do like them and they apply to you post here
If you feel you’re too funny and want to post anyways I’ll be sure to find you and tea-bag your face
And btw, werewolves are stupid and so are hybrids, only vampires last forever
vampires e-mail me at k.ganimete@yahoo.com
who are we to decide that? who gave us the right? vampires may live for eternity, but then wouldn’t you be doomed to a lonely forever.
i heard one of your kin was kidnapped ny some wacko. I really hope he doesn’t dissect her. I tried to help but he has found some sorta way to repel me.
Lies
Oh my gosh who like those sexy creatures of the night?! Vicious, hulking wherewolves are way better!!! Vampires are scared of GARLIC, CROSSES, MIRRORS, AND LITTLE WOODEN STICKS!!! You see a vampire, just blow the scent of that garlic bread you had for lunch in their arrogant face and they’re GONE!!! Where as the slobbering, flesh eating, mortal, flea infested WHEREWOLVES would just bash your head in, spending no time fussing over making two, tiny, PERFECT holes, and eat your stomache out, eating the half-digested garlic bread for DESSERT!!
W”H”EREWOLVES are imaginary creatures I’m afraid. If you were refering to werewolves then I’d have to add that they are having serious schizophrenia issues to go through.
As for vampires, where exactly did you get the idea that they’re scared of garlic, crosses, mirrors and little wooden sticks? I’m taking a wild guess and assuming it’s some Buffy the vampire slayer or the other similar crap. Well, there are stuff that Mr. Wiki can’t tell you about. I certainly would like to see you remember that you had garlic bread for breakfast and then actually remembering to blow the scent of it next time you encounter a vampire. Fear = adrenaline = the most delicious blood.
As for the cross, I wonder what jews use as protection from vampires.. A star?
Does anyone know anyone who could possibly “change” someone? This is vital information to me, as I have been wanting to become a Vampire ever since I was little. I always knew something wasn’t quite right with myself, and I’ve finally pinpointed the source of the discomfort in my early childhood and teenage years.
If anyone can, or knows someone that can, please e-mail at Ohsnapitsxsqueak@hotmail.com
Thank you.
what i find so funny about humans is that for the past 2000 years humans have not changed at all. they are still primitive and violent and so indecisive. but then again it is their nature. don’t you agree?
i shall /puke
Hello. Let’s get acquainted!
My name is Jessika.
why would we want to get acquainted, elaborate
Hello Jessika
My Name is Severus < lets get acquainted better !
interesting; i hope Severus, that i don’t find her blood sucked dried body on the streets!