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    1. “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton
    2. “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton
    3. “The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson
    4. “If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper
    5. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields
    6. “[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna
    7. “It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose
    8. “I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger
    9. “It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel
    10. “I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.” — model Naomi Campbell
    11. “When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.” — Kathleen Turner
    12. “When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?” — Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders
    13. “We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” — NBA player Jason Kidd
    14. “Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley
    15. “If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump
    16. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump
    17. “He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King
    18. “From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I’ve ever seen on a running back.” — John Madden
    19. “Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra
    20. “The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” — Joe Theismann
    21. “I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” — Samuel Goldwyn
    22. “I never get bored, because there’s always different puzzles, I’m wearing different clothes, there’s different contestants, there’s different prizes.” — Vanna White

 

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