The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible
lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party
who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family!”
No one moved.
The preacher continued, ” Do you not have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in
our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression!”
Again all was quiet.
Slowly a “drop dead” gorgeous blonde with a body that would not
stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke.
“Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets.”
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my comment on the orignal forum that:
this joke made me want to meat the girl, for some reason she sound like awesome
p.s: should i leave this joke since it has some 18+ suggestions?
yes u should leave it
and we all wanna meet that girl
I’m getting slow here.. why can’t I understand what’s funny about this joke? Why is it so long when it’s all about the last line? It reminds me of that fallen board in the basketball court joke.
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