As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.



















ok ok! i know we are being a little demandy here severus bs i have 3 things to say:
1- plz make the tda tower flash on the blogroll! i think it is better than the black jack that i don’t know how to play.
2- why do i have to see ugly faces that i forget long time ago! i just was feeling happy! and u broke it all
(walahi 7ram) and u say it was random pic? then why they were the same everytime? let’s just delet the old stop girls pix plz!
3- last I love you all people