1- “ya zlama msh msdk a5ls jam3a wo at5raj wo ttzwajni w7da m3ha msaree wo tsrof 3laee” a guy said it 2 months ago and he could not be more serious about it, one thing to be added about this guy! He remind me a lot of mailk J

2- “ Ya shbab fe hl akmn yom 7rkt dawra fa shedole 7elko” was said by my boss at job and he ment that it was summer and economy is refreshed, what give it extra credit for being stupid is that it was said in front of 6 girls. We are trying till now to know what 7rkt dawra means.

3- This 3rd one happened when I was walking with some of my friends when one of them started to laugh so hard and he said “shbab lazm agolko hal gosa” and he burst again and the guys started to laugh waiting for the story “kan fee shab 3na fe 2lsf mn 3aelt elmasri” he then started to laugh hysterically and I though that this will be t7sheesht elmawsm “kona m6l3een 3laee som3a” and then he could not walk anymore and kneeled into the ground and I thought gash this guy will die if he keeps laughing this way, we all were really laughing, after he managed to stand up again “kona mtehmeno eno la6sh 7jara mn el2hramat” I swear to god that I had the same purple lines that maroco had on her forehead and that little drop. Btw why we did not accused our masri with the same thing?

4- “y3ni aya 7da yktoob makal wo yb3ta mn bara elmajala, y3ni mthalan 2mee, 2mak, 2mo, o5tee ,o5tak ,o5too” my boss again trying to explain what external articles means. It was said in front of the same 6 girls.

5- A girl once said that we must fill the space in our meeting room with something other than the table of meetings, my boss again said “ah walah, lazm y76olna t5ot hnak” and am still asking why I feel our project will never see the light.

6- “logo pause bn2dar nsawee 2ea shee y3ni mthalan moztaen, 2stektaen, 5eartaen agolko… grnaen” yea sure, my boss in front of the same 6 girls. But while he was saying it I could see that guy in family guy that always pops up when people are talking about sex, I could see him jumping like an ape behind him.

7- “elmoshkela ene bgdarsh agom 3n action (tv channel) 3shan haeek 3omri ma zbateet fe eljam3a” sorry but when did action started to air?

8- On time again to prove how stupid are the F.U.N team members are “yea you mean the lost and found adds” one of the girls from the F.U.N team said this confidently when my boss was telling her that our magazine source of money is the adds, and I swear to god she was not kidding.

9- “lh ya zalama msh shaeef keef ana mdaro5, msh shamem elree7a” a 17 years old boy trying to convince me that he was drunk. Yea I believe you sir. Am quit sure you are.

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