A teacher asks her class, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.
“None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says, “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
“The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on… but I like your thinking.”
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7 Comments
hahah nice one !
i know this one before, it is nice, but my standards all messed up, so i got no credibility
This one rocks! /gloat Sa3ed
am afraid that am the one who posted this joke
I first put my name in the title then erased it bs on purpose!
Ye I know, that’s why I /gloat Sa3ed rather than /bravo or /cheer
am sry bs I do not know what the word gloat means! so I tried to give it a shoot! that is all
If you had accepted me when I proposed to you, you would have known the meaning of it by now