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Snape Dies :(
Snape Dies :(
Written by Severus in Saturday, July 21st 2007   
I just finished reading my scanned copy of the final Harry potter and snape dies , the last chapter that i have published is true Damn you JK, that was the lamest ending ever ! you have killed My inner small child some more info Harry is the final horcrux and needs to die before Voldemort can be killed Harry and Ginny Weasley have three children named James, Albus Severus, and Lily Ron and Hermione have two children named Rose [+]
Ronald McDonald’s Daughter
Ronald McDonald’s Daughter
Written by Severus in Sunday, July 15th 2007   
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Lucy Liu is a Lesbian Vampire
Lucy Liu is a Lesbian Vampire
Written by Severus in Saturday, April 7th 2007   
Thanks for idontlikeyouinthatway.com for this news   Like in this leaked clip of Lucy Liu and the underrated Carla Gugino in Rise: The Blood Hunters, lesbians are sexy specially when they're covered in blood. For the full video  "NSFW" and more pics visit the original site From here http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/04/lucy-liu-is-lesbian-vampire.html [+]
Wet t-shirt contest yaaay :D
Wet t-shirt contest yaaay :D
Written by XZeeR in Friday, February 2nd 2007   
now this pic has been the desktop background on my pc for quite a time...and i keep starring at it and its friggin brilliant...its an album art for the band " cannibal corpse" that u probably wont like, but i want everybody to look at this pic and tell me what do u think is going on in their heads? the one on the right is clearly insane and probably saying " suicide is painless [+]
How to Become a Vampire
How to Become a Vampire
Written by Severus in Friday, January 19th 2007   
Vampirism, or the practice of drinking human blood, dates all the way back to ancient Greece (even earlier, by some accounts). If you wish to become a bloodsucker, here's some advice you can sink your teeth into.   Instructions   STEP 1:Find another vampire and let him or her bite you. Employ the swiftest, easiest and most painful method. STEP 2: Become an evildoer and die in a state of sin. Note, however, that this technique (which comes from France [+]
Juicy Morning
Juicy Morning
Written by Severus in Thursday, January 18th 2007   
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"I won’t enjoy it."
"I won’t enjoy it."
Written by Severus in Wednesday, October 25th 2006   
"Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infra-red, How I hate the night." He paused to gather the artistic and emotional strength to tackle the next verse. "Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night." - Marvin the Paranoid Android, HHGTG [+]

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