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Stupid quotes by people you do not wanna meet
Stupid quotes by people you do not wanna meet
Written by yuri in Friday, August 24th 2007   
1- “ya zlama msh msdk a5ls jam3a wo at5raj wo ttzwajni w7da m3ha msaree wo tsrof 3laee” a guy said it 2 months ago and he could not be more serious about it, one thing to be added about this guy! He remind me a lot of mailk J 2- “ Ya shbab fe hl akmn yom 7rkt dawra fa shedole 7elko” was said by my boss at [+]
أبي أبي
أبي أبي
Written by Severus in Saturday, April 28th 2007   
أبي أبي ،، ماذا تريد يا ولد ،، لم لا أعمل في الإطفاء؟ هذا عمل فيه عناء ،، أرجوك أبي ،، لالالا هناك حريق ،، لطيف لطيف ،، هناك حريق في البلد ،، ما دخلك انت يا ولد ،، احب الخير احب الناس ،، اسعدني هذا الاحساس ،، هل ستوافق يا ابي؟ على ماذا يا ولد؟ أن اعمل في الاطفاء ضد الجمر وضد الشر ،، مع ان الطلب سخيف سافكر طبعا في الامر ،، الى اللقاء يا ابي ،، الى اين يا ولد؟ سأصبح رجل اطفاء ،، آه لا راسي [+]
"It’s not there any more."
"It’s not there any more."
Written by Severus in Sunday, April 15th 2007   
From The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein I do recommend that you read that novel "Man, I think we should stop hitting Cheyenne Mountain." "Why?" "It's not there any more." Cheyenne Mountain receives heavy bombardment from the lunar rebels to the point where the above dialogue took place. ironic enough, same dialogue  took place regarding "malik's balls" [+]
Of Elves , Men, and Americans
Of Elves , Men, and Americans
Written by Severus in Thursday, March 29th 2007   
  Elrond Men? Men are weak. The race of Men is failing. The blood of Numenor is all but spent. Its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago... And Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of men failed.   Aragorn Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my [+]
Quote of the Day - Avril Lavigne
Quote of the Day - Avril Lavigne
Written by Severus in Sunday, March 11th 2007   
    "I'm so girly, it's not even funny!" - Avril Lavigne in the new issue of Seventeen magazine   * perfect quote, i would just replace "Girly" to "Stupid", in avril case [+]
640 kb
640 kb
Written by Severus in Monday, February 19th 2007   
In 1981, Bill Gates said that "640 k ought to be enough for anyone" Here's the background: For quite some time, a PC couldn't use more than 1 Mb RAM, i.e. 1024 kb. Of these, 384 were reserved for the system, and 640 left for the user. In the early 80's, this was an awful lot of memory, not to mention that it cost an awful lot of money, so initially it was hardly considered as [+]

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