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Stupid quotes by people you do not wanna meet
Stupid quotes by people you do not wanna meet
Written by yuri in Friday, August 24th 2007   
1- “ya zlama msh msdk a5ls jam3a wo at5raj wo ttzwajni w7da m3ha msaree wo tsrof 3laee” a guy said it 2 months ago and he could not be more serious about it, one thing to be added about this guy! He remind me a lot of mailk J 2- “ Ya shbab fe hl akmn yom 7rkt dawra fa shedole 7elko” was said by my boss at [+]
"It’s not there any more."
"It’s not there any more."
Written by Severus in Sunday, April 15th 2007   
From The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein I do recommend that you read that novel "Man, I think we should stop hitting Cheyenne Mountain." "Why?" "It's not there any more." Cheyenne Mountain receives heavy bombardment from the lunar rebels to the point where the above dialogue took place. ironic enough, same dialogue  took place regarding "malik's balls" [+]
37 Famously Stupid Celebrity Quotes
37 Famously Stupid Celebrity Quotes
Written by Severus in Thursday, April 5th 2007   
I found This Site today , with this funny article, read more ..   * * * “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton “The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — [+]
Of Elves , Men, and Americans
Of Elves , Men, and Americans
Written by Severus in Thursday, March 29th 2007   
  Elrond Men? Men are weak. The race of Men is failing. The blood of Numenor is all but spent. Its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago... And Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of men failed.   Aragorn Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my [+]
Quote of the Day - Avril Lavigne
Quote of the Day - Avril Lavigne
Written by Severus in Sunday, March 11th 2007   
    "I'm so girly, it's not even funny!" - Avril Lavigne in the new issue of Seventeen magazine   * perfect quote, i would just replace "Girly" to "Stupid", in avril case [+]
لو .. حرف اقتناع لاقتناع !
لو .. حرف اقتناع لاقتناع !
Written by Severus in Thursday, January 18th 2007   
الصفحة رقم ( 923 ) في كتاب الياسمين ( الصفحة الأخيرة ) ( لو كنتِ كالأخريات وكنتُ أنا عابرا في الطريقْ مالتقينا على مفرق المفردات وسكبنا على القارئينَ الرحيقْ ) *** أنتِ يا قبلةَ السحرِ يا ( مَلكانَ ) القصيدةِ يا طفلة الروحِ كيف تنامينَ بعدي ..! آخر الدمع يجدي ..!؟ غصَّةُ الليل بالذكرياتِ برودةُ كلِّ ( الكبائنِ ) حمْقُ السجائرِ رائحة الَنَفَسِ المتخثِّر فوق شفاةِ الهواتفِ عندي ..! وآخر عهدي ..! تمرَّغتُ بالريحِ طفتُ على شرفات النساءِ .. تساءلتُ منكنَّ تعرفُ صمتي ؟ وتجهلُ موتي ؟! منكنَّ عنوانُ كل الحكايا التي تتهجَّى بصوتي ؟! منكنَّ [+]
Quotes
Quotes
Written by Elúne in Wednesday, November 22nd 2006   
Post your favorite quotes here. Make sure you mention who you're quoting and a good reason why we'd care to know what he/she/it said so. Got past some nice ones that I was afraid I would forget so here are some: - "Everyone has the right to be stupid but you, my sir, are abusing the privilege!"    Anonymous - DotA Forums - "I do what I please and I please those I do"     Gillian - SIN guild forums - "Time [+]
…. Friends
…. Friends
Written by Severus in Saturday, November 18th 2006   
"Was I amongst friends when the Haggunenon admiral evolved into a life pod and everybody aboard his flagship escaped leaving me aboard as it steered itself into the nearest star?Was I amongst friends when I was left to walk in circles on a swamp planet?Left to park cars outside a restaurant for millenia?Left for the Krikkit robots to use for batting practice?Friend? I don't think I ever came across one of those, sorry, can't help [+]

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