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The greatest conversationalist ever
The greatest conversationalist ever
Written by Severus in Saturday, August 18th 2007   
Episode 8 HHGG Radio show (season 2 ep 2) Background: Beeblebrox and Roosta are trapped inside a room in a building being hauled to a dangerous planet by the military. Zaphod: Hey Roosta, I’ve just had this really hoopy idea. We’re in this wrecked building right? Roosta: Right. Zaphod: And the building’s in this really amazing force-bubble right? Roosta: Right. Zaphod: And the force-bubble’s flying through interstellar space right? Roosta: Right Zaphod: And there are seven [+]
25/5 :: Towel Day :: A tribute to Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
25/5 :: Towel Day :: A tribute to Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
Written by Severus in Friday, May 25th 2007   
Today marks the 6th anniversary for Towel Day The day we celebrate Douglas Adams , the brilliant Author of the Best Book written by man in the universe, The Hitchhikers Guide into the Galaxy , and The best Book I have ever read, This day is dedicated for Marvin, Arthur, Ford, Zaphod, Trillian, and The Guide itself ! Please take some time and visit The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy web portal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Hitchhiker%27s And For those of you, [+]
A Fruitcake’s Guide to Creating Threads
A Fruitcake’s Guide to Creating Threads
Written by Elúne in Thursday, January 11th 2007   
1. Get a username and a pass. If you don't have one send me an email at htmhtm29@hotmail.com with w.e user/pass u want. 2. Enter www.jordanmafia.net/blog/wp-admin. 3. Enter your username and password. 4. This is your user interface. Click the "Write" link from the toolsbar at the top of the page. 5. Choose a title and write w.e Bullshit in the "post" space. 6. Whenever you're done. Revise your post, as we don't take kindly to peeps who spam us [+]
…. Friends
…. Friends
Written by Severus in Saturday, November 18th 2006   
"Was I amongst friends when the Haggunenon admiral evolved into a life pod and everybody aboard his flagship escaped leaving me aboard as it steered itself into the nearest star?Was I amongst friends when I was left to walk in circles on a swamp planet?Left to park cars outside a restaurant for millenia?Left for the Krikkit robots to use for batting practice?Friend? I don't think I ever came across one of those, sorry, can't help [+]
…"we’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere … and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys."
…"we’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere … and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys."
Written by Severus in Friday, November 3rd 2006   
The Babel fish is small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of [+]
Why a towel?
Why a towel?
Written by Severus in Monday, October 30th 2006   
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world [+]
….And Total Obliteration Of All Other Life Forms
….And Total Obliteration Of All Other Life Forms
Written by Severus in Monday, October 23rd 2006   
...... The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other, because neither of them was currently a particularly engaging sight, and nor had they been since he had made the error of looking into his soul. It had indeed been an error. It had been late one night - of course. It had been a difficult day - of course. There had been soulful music playing on the ship's sound system - [+]
“Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I’m standing?”
“Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I’m standing?”
Written by Severus in Saturday, October 21st 2006   
I dont think that "We keep playing depressing songs" , is what gives us the depressing it self, i think that when we feel sad , we try to look for solace in these song.. but when u feel "UnHappy" ur unhappy, its not the song , its not the ppl, even Food doesnt make you feel the other way around for the past 3 year , thinking happy was always with "Hey Mickey" song.. and [+]

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